[EP138] That can be our honeymoon!
(We find Selan and Selanio hanging about on campus.)
Selan: So hey, Selanio, I’ve got an idea.
Selan: Let’s go to Tunguska.
Selanio: Pfft, no.
Selan: Why not?
Selanio: I think the better question is why would you want to go there in the first place?
Selan: Dude, there was, like, a huge explosion there and it’s mysterious and weird and AWESOME. Maybe aliens crashed there, we don’t know! We should bring Xeno. If there’s aliens he can lure ‘em out.
Selanio: It was a comet and you know that.
Selan: Hey, you never know.
Selanio: And Selanio doesn’t care enough to investigate. Selan does not get it because she is not from Siberia, but Tunguska is a swampy hole in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. We’d have to go a lot of the way on foot to get to the impact site, and then what? Oooh, bogs. Sooo exciting.
Selan: No tourist site promoting outlandish theories to get you to buy bad merchandise? =<
Selanio: What are you, nuts? It’s not Disney, it’s RUSSIA.
Selanio: So there.
Selan: Well… what about Xeno finding aliens?
Selanio: It happened like a century ago.
Selan: Aliens can live a long time. Xeno says Indrid’s, like, millions of years old.
Selanio: Selanio calls shenanigans on that.
Selan: You think he’s lying?
Selan: Well still, aliens could be hiding out in Siberia. Why not?
Selanio: Because there are more exciting places to be. Aliens would rather be out drinking in Moscow or something.
Selan: Have you seen any there?
Selanio: I’ve seen people weird enough to be aliens.
Selan: Okay. Let’s go back to Moscow!
Selanio: You know I can’t. -_-
Selan: Oh yeah… Buuut if there’s hardly anyone in Tunguska then no one will recognize you there!
Selanio: If you’re so interested in aliens, why not just go to Roswell?
Selan: Well, yeah, that’d be cool, but that just seems so obvious.
Selanio: So? It’s got touristy gift shops.
Selan: Very true. (Her face lights up) That can be our honeymoon!
Selan: Yeah! It’d be awesome.
Selanio: I—I thought that would be the sort of thing you’d want to take Xeno with you for.
Selan: Naw, there’s no aliens there anyway. But the gift shops would be cool.
Selanio: Look, we can go to Roswell, but not for our honeymoon.
Selan: Why not?
Selanio: It’s not romantic.
Selan: How so?
Selanio (sighing): The only attraction is the gift shops! What about—about mountains in the woods? Scenic views? Secluded cabins where we can make as much noise as we want?
Selan: Well, that sounds nice, but kinda boring…
Selanio: I promise it won’t be.
Selan: Can we at least find a cabin that overlooks… um… a scenic UFO landing site?
Selanio: Sure, fine.
Selan: … in Tunguska? =D
Selanio: No. ><
--End: Episode one hundred thirty-eight
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